If breaking wind didn’t mean what it means there would for sure be a book called The Breaking Wind

An open letter to Walmart

Dear Walmart,

You should stop carrying live (mostly dead) fish.  I don’t think most of your employees have the skill to care for another living being.  Also think of how much more Duck Dynasty merch you could carry with the extra space.

thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:

button your shirt

thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:

button your shirt

(Source: ultimatepisshead)

Amazon.com: X Rocker 5142101 Commander 2.1 Audio Gaming Chair: Sports & Outdoors

I’m really annoyed this isn’t some sort of extreme rocking chair.

Hey remember Jerry Springer too hot for TV dvds.  Who was clamoring to see those disgusting people naked?

I just saw the words funnel cake and fr 5 seconds I thought it said funeral cake.  I wanted that funeral cake soo bad.

Today I did 70 math problems, got together 6 chapter summaries for biology, did 45 biology hwk problems, wrote 8 pages of a paper, studied programming algorithms for an hour, read three scholarly computer science articles, and cleaned my room. in short, I still have soo much to do.

Can I put this in a birds nest and trade it for a item? You will only get this if you played dark souls 2 but it’s fun for me so I don’t care.

Can I put this in a birds nest and trade it for a item? You will only get this if you played dark souls 2 but it’s fun for me so I don’t care.

This is why my room smells like bullshit.

This is why my room smells like bullshit.